A "Book" I wrote to see how I would do...

[BLazerules]

Now I have tried to write a book once to see how sane it would be and how I would do. To be frank the most proper response to this is probably "WTF!?" so I will post it here to see what people think of it. It's kinda short and... Weird I guess. I should probably never become a writer. Oh well

I get up and look around feeling a little dizzy. Strangely enough all I see is a purple sky with lime green clouds a black sun and blue grass under my feet… I also see a giant orange chicken man walking with a plasma TV monitor instead of a head and decide to talk to him since it seems like a completely sensible thing to do. However as soon as I get close to him his TV turns on and there is an image of a flushing toilet in it and it starts to speak “Why howdy partner? What are you doing in these parts of town, don’t you know it’s dangerous! You might get attacked by rabid Mafia butt monkeys!” “Rabid… Mafia butt monkeys? Well this is my type of place! I will fit in just fine. Just one question though, where the hell am I!?” I ask of this orange TV headed chicken man. And he is quick to reply too! He replies with “We are in uptown. Where else would we be?” “Eh uptown?” “Yeah we are above the town, look directly up” I look directly up as this… Thing tells me to. And what do you know. I see roof tops, roads and… Things walking around in a city. There seem to be walking houses but from what I have seen so far that seems rather normal. Except it is wearing a top hat so I should probably reconsider that. “Well how do I get to… Down town then?” I ask this thing and it swiftly replies by doing a back flip and being sent flying up into the sky and right onto the sidewalks of down town I guess… It looks like he, or she, is on the ceiling right now. Or am I on the ceiling? Who knows. I guess I shouldn't question how there is a black sun up there too, along with the sky. So I do the same as this thing and do a back flip. But the way I am sent to down town? It looks like I have jumped through a rainbow which is raining skittles while Jesus is break dancing on top of it…

Not really a book since after I finished writing I though to myself "I better not write more before someone sees this and thinks I am taking drugs" so yeah

[toaster Assassin]

Well judging from your character's description of the general area I would say that he was either tripping on acid or he almost made it to Valhalla (via the rainbow bridge).

[BLazerules]

Good guess! No really. The general plot of the story is. He is on acid. That is pretty much it You hit it right on target.

EDIT: You deserve a digital cookie. Or some digital bread

[toaster Assassin]

Are you sure you didn't just steal the whole idea from Dr.Seuss?




Digital PlE is always welcome, also try to type the word PlE.

[BLazerules]

Well I'm pretty sure I didn't since the only I read was Mogworld which inspired me to write this

I am guessing Dr.Suess is a writer. Or a doctor. But yeah never heard of him before, I am guessing he wrote something similar?

[ironfist56]

Dr. Seus = Cat in the hat


That explains it all

[BLazerules]

Hmm I remember that as being something rather insane. I guess I see why he mentioned him

[Nephos]

I've never thought of a book where the main character is constantly in rainbow land, sounds interesting.

[BLazerules]

Hahaha thanks ^_^

[Sooner535]

I like the style of the writing mate though, a topic of drugs and such is a rather waist of talent but some might say that of poetry and knightly books so to each his own. You have a thumbs up from me and I enjoyed it completely

[BLazerules]

Really? I am glad you enjoyed it. And the topic of drugs wont even be mentioned in the book. It is just a reason for all the insane things happening However I will only write this book whenever I have inspiration so that I don't go off topic (Like I always do) and it doesn't get stale with the insanity. After all that would just make the whole thing pointless