New members say "Hi"

[Magzpierz]

Hello wicked, do you like p­ie?

[iSuck345]

Hello wicked, do you like p­ie?

If he practices thanks giving and likes it, he will like p i e.

[toaster Assassin]

NoMoreZombies said:
Oddly enough, I've been seeing plenty of noobs and plenty of "hi"s, but no wisdom. I shall now amend this: Always remember to stock up on chicken before logging onto the Kenshi forums.

My friend,wise ones stock up on ρie, lest the bees be unleashed. (Also Welcome to Kenshi, where everyone travels to ge...say "hi")

Wicked001 said:
I just wanted to say hello to Everyone. Shout-outs to the development staff, "You are awesome, keep it up!" And to my family, "Hi mom, I bet you never expected me to make it this far!" And to the forum moderators, "I hope to never end up on your short list!" And to everyone else who is supporting this amazing game, "Buy more stuff!"

Hows it going!
As for the list, don't cause it's all good (We allow Santaissick to check the list twice before we unleash hell )

[iSuck345]

ATENTION ALL NEWCOMERS, please consider theese questions:


If pinocchio wold say "My nose is about to grow", what wold happen?

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what colour wold it be?

If a firefighter fights fire, if a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

And last, if electricity comes from neutrons, does morality come from morons?

Please answer theese questions.

[Wicked001]

If pinocchio wold say "My nose is about to grow", what wold happen?

He would explode... or rather, more likely implode and create a vortex which would swallow all of existence into it.

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what colour wold it be?

The same color that he was before you put him in the mirrored box.

If a firefighter fights fire, if a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

Injustice.

And last, if electricity comes from neutrons, does morality come from morons?

Possibly.

If this was a series of logical progression, electricity would be replaced by neutrality which "comes from neutrons" and then morality would "come from morons." If electricity comes from electrons, moricity would probably come from morons.

I have enjoyed replying to your post.

However, I'm still convinced that you toast toast in a toaster. And... a canner can can as many cans as a canner can can.

-Wicked001

[Blxz]

Electricity is the movement of electrons. Not neutrons.

[iSuck345]

If pinocchio wold say "My nose is about to grow", what wold happen?

He would explode... or rather, more likely implode and create a vortex which would swallow all of existence into it.

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what colour wold it be?

The same color that he was before you put him in the mirrored box.

If a firefighter fights fire, if a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

Injustice.

And last, if electricity comes from neutrons, does morality come from morons?

Possibly.

If this was a series of logical progression, electricity would be replaced by neutrality which "comes from neutrons" and then morality would "come from morons." If electricity comes from electrons, moricity would probably come from morons.

I have enjoyed replying to your post.

However, I'm still convinced that you toast toast in a toaster. And... a canner can can as many cans as a canner can can.

-Wicked001

About that of the chameleon, it wold problably become confused and switch back to it's colour, which is problably grey-ish (UNCONFIRMED!).

[Blxz]

It is green. They change colour so slowly that we can tell the base colour of their skin. Try putting one of a white tiled room; they will remain green.

[Kamos]

[iSuck345]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6961507328/h3F7AB691/
Theese were the actual last words of Jesus Christ, does that count?

[Blxz]

I can't help but think of that as the sound of someone literally shitting themselves. Perhaps I am not 'cool' enough for the interwebs.

[iSuck345]

I can't help but think of that as the sound of someone literally shitting themselves. Perhaps I am not 'cool' enough for the interwebs.

Did you find it funny?

[Old Man Liver]

Greetings forum! I am a new member, and would like to say Hi to all the members who are not as new as me. My name is Old Man Liver, but you can call me Liver! I hope to have many joyous conversations with you fellows!

[Blxz]

I can't help but think of that as the sound of someone literally shitting themselves. Perhaps I am not 'cool' enough for the interwebs.

Did you find it funny?

Mildly amusing, but not quite in the way you think.

[Magzpierz]

Greetings old man, DO YOU LIKE bees?

[Old Man Liver]

Greetings old man, DO YOU LIKE bee's?

Hm.. well, I enjoy the fact they make delicious honey, and have a major role in pollination! I must admit that I don't like when they become angry, and try to sting you, or land on your food while enjoying a picnic. I suppose you cant blame them though. They are only doing what they think is right.

Although the Africanized bee's spread across America is condemnable. Their lust for land and aggression is endangering native species, and slowly pushing the European bee farther and farther north in the United States. Its almost as if those bee's just don't care about the lives of others. But, then again, I suppose it almost mirrors the taking of Native American land! Who is Old Man Liver to criticize these bee's, if I am living on land that once belonged to others. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself, right?

Anyways, how about you Magzpierz! What is your opinion on bee's!

[Magzpierz]

bah I meant to say p­ie, it seems I have been outdone.

[Old Man Liver]

I don't understand! How can the two be confused?! Is this some sort of joke you use to torment poor new members such as myself?! Asking them about bee's so that they tell you their life story relating to that topic, only to tell them you used the wrong word?! Shame on you..!

[iSuck345]

I don't understand! How can the two be confused?! Is this some sort of joke you use to torment poor new members such as myself?! Asking them about bee's so that they tell you their life story relating to that topic, only to tell them you used the wrong word?! Shame on you..!

Back in the old days, there was problably a topic about p i e s, then the friggin' word got censored because they apparently don't know how to contain themselves, and I suspect of some members... *cough* Blxz *cough* scoterius *cough*. Anyways, I hope they don't get killzone censored.

[Santaissick]

Once upon a time, there was mighty Beedorum. (s)He was so powerful that (s)He declared that all men shall get bees everlasting. All hail b'ees