"Book" about Kenshi

[iSuck345]

This was inspired by the Thread "A "Book" I wrote to see how I could do", so here it goes.

I wake up in my house, I see that a new rat has taken the dead rat's place. I get up, grumpy and I see what is at the table. Apparently, all that's left is rum, rice and water. I think that I should go buy some supplies to town. I eat my breakfast, get dressed, put my armor on and equip my loyal hacker. God, how I love hackers. When I exit my house, I see the town from a distance. It may be far, but nothing stops me from surviving, so I lock my door and head to the town. I take about 26 minutes to get there, not bad, especially with the new road half-finished. When I get there though, I see the town guard getting slaughered by swarms of bandits. I see the villagers terrified, and I decide to motivate them to take arms by fighting the bandits. They are weak and they have no boss, they must have been either hired or must be some stupid cocky morons. They fall one by one easelly, and the guards start to gain courage and gain the upper hand. Before the bandits can retreat, the gates are closed and they are finished off. I loot some of them, sell what they had and buy some rice and water. I decide to buy a backpack to so then I can gather more loot. I got to my house, left the food there and got back to town, to so then I wold wait for my assigment. They introduced something new: harpoon turrets. Theese were top-of-the-tech. An army and a group of engineers came here, to expand the town even more and defend the engineers. When the bandit savages with mercenary warbands and the enemy army came, we barely held off. I knew I wold soon nead to buy that millitary armor. After that, they gave us our praised paychecks and I immediatly entered the shop. I also bough a new shirt and the millitary armor. I feel like a goddamn f**king bada**. But better not get cocky, because that makes you soft. I depart to my house in the middle of the desert and I prepare my bed for sleep. I start thinking on tommorrow, and I slowly start to fall asleep. I hope that I expand this house and get me more space.

[Blxz]

Can i ask a mod to combine all these spam threads into one easy to avoid thread somewhere? He just keeps making new ones that are self-admittedly the same thing.

To you Mr. 345, can you try and restrain yourself to a single thread. You can post multiple times in your own thread and it will even bump back to the top again so everyone can read ALL your stuff again if they choose to. Plus, the moderators are fairly lax on this forum. They tolerate minor swearing, occasional bad etiquette and a bunch of other things provided we don't get out of hand. Lets try and keep the spam to a minimum and not make them crack down on us when they don't need to.

[iSuck345]

Okay.