Lo-Fi Games

Just like the title said!

Let's start!

*walks inside a bar, western cowboy style*

*feels a wave of air coming through his back and so he raises lightly his straw hat using only his thumb pees through the corner of his eye only to notice a stranger coming in to the bar, but soon gets back to his business*

*Seeing that the swordsman in the hat is briefly distracted by the entry of the stranger I make my move quickly pickpocketing him of a couple of Catan credits just enough to by a pint of rum*

Being the barman, I serve the guy that just stole some cats, a pint of rum.

Then I turn towards the newcomer and say :
"If you're looking to hire someone, try asking around in bars."

*Gulps the rum down, scanning for oppotuinitys to steal some more,suddenly feels a strong blow to the face before breifly passing out*

puts away my purse after whacking the thief that stole the money. looking back at the stranger that has just walked in.

*Bloody purses... Glances at the door only to notice a street fights going out in the sand...*

Slowly walking to the bar, tripped on a glass of bottle. Head damaged by 50 points.
I stand up, saying:
"I'm okay"

*laughs a bit...helps you get back up on your feet while taking a few caps from your pocket*

Realize he's taking meh money, quickly punched him in the head and take back my stolen money
Slowly walks to the bar again, tripped again. This time is someone else legs.

*lies on the ground stunned*

*Notices he has his money gone and thinks in a fast solution to recover it, he stands up and stays there in a static motion looking forward, however incapable of avoid a grin to the drunkies around the bar, waiting for someone to talk to him possibly for a recruit*

Notice the man standing up, I quickly draw my blade:"Sit down, stranger!"

*Flying in the sky and watching how my people kick each other*

*Attempts to chop the guy who just told him to sit down remembering he just felt and trying to lower his points bellow 0 to make him unconscious while saying, "Does anybody else feels being watched?"*

[Waiting patiently for someone go unconscious, so Crazy Vasili can take kidneys ]

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Buy one kidney, and Crazy Vasili will take victims.... I mean clients other kidney, just for YOU!

At Crazy Vasilis, we have huge selection of sand and sand accessories!

Scenically located by cactus,

go now and remember, when you shop at Crazy Vasilis: "Who is the boss of you.....Me I am the boss of you!"

[Crazy Vasili stops talking like infomercial and resumes waiting for kidney] (Yes Crazy Vasili likes to talk in first person)

Saw the kidney ad, buy one kidney

*Walks into the bar* Notices someone with repeated head injuries, missing kidney's and another man with a sword in his body in a place he's pretty sure a sword doesn't belong. Says, " This town is getting to rough for me." *Proceeds to turn around and high-tail it out of the bar*

Stands over evil tea repeatedly saying "Don't steal anything."

ooc: there is no story teller? DM, GM? who is running this RP show? leave it to the players to police themselves and this will fail miserably (personal experience from years of role playing). Then again so far this is pretty goofy lol.

Odivale sits in the corner of the tavern, back to the wall, watching everyone else and drinking something called whiskey he bought from a traveling trader who was far from home. With his hood down and clad in mercenary plate, chain shirt, samurai cloth pants, sandals, his trusty light katana at his side and topper leaned against the table next to him and his large traders backpack which was under the table between his legs.

Odivale takes out a piece of hemp paper and writes "For hire. price negotiable." on it then puts in face up on the other side of the table. He continues to enjoy his wonderful nectar of life and watch the other patrons.