any questioms about the october release?

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Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:12 pm

I heard that there will be traveling caravans. You should roam the wastes as a traveling bees salesman,bring bees to an unforgiving world.....a bees-o-neer.
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Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:28 am

Quite a few bees-Puns in this post :)

It would be great if I could roam around selling varied sized wooden swords to newbie NPCs. With their complete lack of experience in bartering with the outside world, I would be able to reap their families hard earned live savings with my ridiculous prices, most likely causing the newbie to die of starvation due to the lack of money to buy food. Eventually once my business expanded across the whole world, no new fighters and tradesmen will arise to step over me, leaving me as one of the most powerful people ever. With a great wooden sword, comes great opportunities :twisted:
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Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:26 am

I will march for you wood sword man and for your wood sword caravan!! :twisted:
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Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:34 pm

Seems like wood would be a rather rare and valuable commodity in a world with no trees.

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Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:32 pm

Huh. Never thought about it that way. Perhaps they import it from regions in the world where wood isn't scarce?
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Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:49 am

toaster Assassin wrote:I will march for you wood sword man and for your wood sword caravan!! :twisted:
Yes, I suppose I will need a minion or two. Your in. May the world crumble before our Wooden sword caravan! :twisted:
Shoelip wrote:Seems like wood would be a rather rare and valuable commodity in a world with no trees.
Fortunately my grandfather was a Wooden sword vendor and had plenty of the things stored in a secret cache below ground. Back in his days wood was a more common commodity and the market for wooden swords was pretty terrible. But now it is my turn to rise and claim the power and wealth my family deserves!!!! :evil:

Also, we will be hiring a baker to provide bees for people browsing our wares. :)
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Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:26 am

allblackz93 wrote:Also, we will be hiring a baker to provide bees for people browsing our wares.
I'm sorry, I eat bees, not cook them.
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Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:15 am

WOODEN SWORDS and bees....good god...BRILLIANT!! :shock:

All the markets of Kenshi will kneel before your mighty empire :twisted:
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Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:57 pm

my god ur all crazy guys XD
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