Manbearzombie said: I should never have denied the goatee. Clearly I have angered some god by doing so because last night while trimming my beard I accidentally killed half of the mustache portion of my beard.
-It was no "accident", the Collective Guild of Goatees (a splinter group from the Federation of Facial Hair) does not take kindly to mockery. (Next time, they will take an eyebrow along with that beard)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tolwrath said: Sadly, I'm one of those people who can barely manage an it-stache (read as information technology goatee). I can't even grow hair on my philtrum (the skin just below the nasal septum) due to a facial surgery I had. So I comfort myself with this:
Don't worry, there are a fine collection of prosthetic goatees online that will make you feel diabolical (or at least a smart ass) in no time!

- mustache-and-goatee.jpg (10.79 KiB) Viewed 9594 times

- startrekgoatee-339x300.png (128.59 KiB) Viewed 9594 times

- The Goatee 2.jpg (16.36 KiB) Viewed 9594 times