It takes a thousand voices to tell a single story

[Blxz]

*CENSORED* *CENSORED* and *CENSORED*

[Scotterius]

handily providing a moral.

[toaster Assassin]

"There goes my deposit"


This is one of the farmers speaking.

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Then suddenly a chinese

[toaster Assassin]

trained masked wombat leaped

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and with one swift

[txfirefighter]

clap of his paws

[Blxz]

only to be shot

[toaster Assassin]

by cyber Ronald McDonald.

[txfirefighter]

i think thats the best ending ever.

[1337]

Well if everyone agrees, we could stop here .
It's a bit of a cliffhanger since jakumushi still has to kill the cat king to save his midget and turtle castle...

Book 2 coming soon to your forums!

We also need a title for this story

[toaster Assassin]

" Jakumushi's big adventure (To file his income tax)"

[Blxz]

lee7, do you want to put the whole story together somewhere? either in the opening post or down below. or maybe both.

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Book One of the weak insect chronicles
" Jakumushi's big adventure (To file his income tax)"

Once upon a time in a dusty old house, there was a swordsman with a beard and a massive sword. A knock at the large steel door echoed. The swordsman named Jakumushi, alerted, looked up but decided to finished his morning dump.
"What fracking bad timing!" He said with anger.

Suddenly, from behind him a bandit came up carrying his abnormally large purple dildo of doom.
The bandit spoke up : "Master Jakumushi, I have come to help you fight the cat king. The cat loves the IRS and decapitations, therefore we must decide to kill him! Only one question remains... Bee army or not?"

"Summon the bee army!" said Jakumushi, without realising that the bandit had lost his magnificent sword 'Controller of b33s', which made him panic.

The bandit's unique sword was made to end the terrible 100 years long b33s rampage. It was caused by a very angry spoon who was dropped by a magic carpet salesman disguised as a beesalesman with a gambling problem. Quite regrettably. The air at that time seemed to have smelled of honey and grease chicken nuggets, and yet a hint of....lemon.

Back to the present, in which chaos reigns supreme, and even where our fighter waits for the tell-tale sound of firetrucks on the horizon beeping loudly at clowns carrying small leprechauns wearing funny shoes and shrieking madly.

"... And then the swordsman has come for me, so he turned towards the firetruck and ran towards the Leprechaun's maws and leprechaun said loudly : 'Where is this infernal ..."

Jakumushi turned his head towards his loyal bandit, not understanding why that idiot was telling him about his strange dream that made no sense...

"Lets go kill the cat king now!" he said "before he audits me and ransacks my large castle made of rocks and large green turtles supported on the backs of midgets in costume."

And so they went Into the darkness of the wild northern forest full of unicorns that smelled a bit funny.

Meanwhile, in another country two b33s farmers felt itchy. They decided to kill the b33s and become PlE merchants instead. Until one day the PlEs exploded in their newfound b33s enemies face and *CENSORED* *CENSORED* and *CENSORED* handily providing a moral.

"There goes my deposit" said one of the farmers.

Then suddenly a chinese trained masked wombat leaped and with one swift clap of his paws nearly killed the PlE merchants only to be shot by cyber Ronald McDonald.


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[toaster Assassin]

Should I be worried if this story seems to make sense to me.

[Blxz]

Should I be worried if this story seems to make sense to me.

Far too much sense. Move aside J. R. R. martin, there is a new kid on the block.
Can't wait for part 2.

EDIT: Should there be a slight rule change in part 2. i don't know what but something to shake it up. Perhaps requiring every post to be in perfect iambic pentameter is too much; we could change the number of words per post instead?

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EDIT: Should there be a slight rule change in part 2. i don't know what but something to shake it up. Perhaps requiring every post to be in perfect iambic pentameter is too much; we could change the number of words per post instead?

I had the same idea, shaking up the concept is always funny.

I thought about:
1- Talking in rhyme, but could become really problematic, since for me at least it's not automatic, because i'm no english native, so it's hard to be creative.

2- Also changing the number of words would be funny, but i was thinking of let's say 5 or 6 words instead of 4. Less then 4 and the story might be way too strange grammatically speaking (in part one there were sentences with no verb or subject, what am i to make out of it? lol)

3- force people to have a fixed structure: eg *subject* *verb* *adjective* *object* *adverb*
or something like that

4- Force a mood change after each sentence is finished:
He was happily walking down the road.
Suddenly acid rain started falling, so he run dramatically for his life to find cover.
While waiting, a small tear fell down his face as he remembered that his pet died in a similar situation not long ago. ...

anyway, when we decide on something, i'll start a new thread for part 2.

ps: the story does make sense really. At least we don't have elves in this story, so it's already better than the ring dude there.

[Blxz]

so it's already better than the ring dude there.

Hah, I meant George R. Martin. He wrote the Game of Thrones series. (I wasn't referring to tolkien which I assume you meant because I put R R in my other post)

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I do know who you meant since i have the books (at least 4 of them).
But it is possible that the JRR may have influenced me to think about those unrealistic elves hehe.

edit: also shouldn't it be G RR instead of J RR?

[Blxz]

edit: also shouldn't it be G RR instead of J RR?

Yep, and only 1 R. I completely combined both JRR Tolkien and George R Martin into the same name. I've never been good with authors and this highlights it pretty well.