Last to Post - Is the winner

[iSuck345]

*puts hand up*

[Zweihander]

*tunnels up from the depths of lurking*

Arsenal? Intereeeeeeesting.

[iSuck345]

*tunnels up from the depths of lurking*

Arsenal? Intereeeeeeesting.

Pray that they have harpoon pistols. And harpoon rifles and turrets, just imagine the epicness... in fact, thoose harpoon guns must have been invented in the port cities, maybe in ones that were often atacked or were atacking often.

Example: the great port town of Sustrack was one of the most prosperous of the Desert. However, when it's kingdom entered war, the other kingdom was the main suplier of bows. Worst, another kingdom joined the enemy kingdom, which developed advanced siege weapons and crossbows. Having no access to range weapons to so then their archers wold fire upon their enemies, and surprisingly they didn't had any marine academy or school of some sort.

Then, they remembered: the harpoons. The tools they used to hunt the sea monsters that were big and EXTREMELY UNFAIR AND UNREALISTICALY reproduced quite alot, fortunately they weren't as big as whales. They transformed this hunting tool into a weapon of war, one that met a huge success. Even though crossbows were powerfull, heavy armour... kicked ass. At the cost of ALOT of speed, it shruged off many crossbow bolts and arrows. However, the harpoon had a long range and if you took heavy armour against a turret, you could start saying your prayers (funny of me saying that, since I'm atheist). However, after the war was over, the kingdoms had conquered some land, but then the other kingdoms made multiple sanctions and prohibited all trade with thoose kingdoms since the defenders were famous traders and to fix the lack of trading problem they accepted trading with each other. The two kingdoms, to gain more money, looted all of the land they had gained and destroyed any harpoon-related weapon and tool, thus heavy armour was used once again. The harpoons are still being produced, although on a smaller scale because the two kingdoms also prohibited any kind of harpoon-like tool or weapon.

But that does not mean that it was ignored, the cheaper versions of other kingdoms are widely used, and the harpoons used by the original kingdom have been vastly improved, and any kingdom wold LOVE to have mercenaries that use harpoons of the sea kingdom.

And thus that is my suggestion.

[1337]

I just banned a bot while he was online
must have felt pretty awkward for him (not putting up more than 1 post)

ps: didn't want to put a topic for that, not worth it

[Almainyny]

I just banned a bot while he was online
must have felt pretty awkward for him (not putting up more than 1 post)

ps: didn't want to put a topic for that, not worth it

Hah! Sounds great.

I just took a necro'd thread that should have stayed dead and given it a use again, given the fact I made the type of mod that was originally meant for that thread. Seeing as there was someone wanting a God Mode mod, and they necro'd the thread for it, and I had just made said mod, I figured, "Eh, what the heck?"

Now all I have to do is figure out how to give a character a weapon from the startup and actually have the stats match what they say in the editor, because last time, it failed.

[Blxz]

Post 1449.

[gamerphate]

I did it I win!!!

(now lock the thread... fast)

[iSuck345]

One does not simply skip a game of thrones intro.

This has no subject and can not be derailed, therefore you can't blame me for putting this.

[toaster Assassin]

One my not be able to skip a game of thrones intro, but what would happen if I turn this topic into a text based adventure?




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You are sitting at your computer and decide to click on the "Last to post- Is the winner" topic.
[You click on the topic]
The latest post is from toaster assassin, it reads "One my not be able to skip a game of thrones intro, but what would happen if I turn this topic into a text based adventure?" you are no longer where you started, instead you are now in a box. The box is a standard cardboard box, roughly 8'x8'x8'. You find a
knife, a lighter, and a chanting Toad-On-A-Stick) You..........

A). Cut open the box.

B). Use the lighter to illuminate the box.

C). Lick the chanting Toad on a stick.

D). Attempt to bludgeon yourself to death with the Toad-On-A-Stick (or TOAS for short)

E). Are clearly tripping, leave now, just go.

F). Stay inside the box because it is such a nice box.

[iSuck345]

B.

[skynet464]

C

[mr. wong]

Option C seems the only option in such a situation

[Blxz]

Given my experience with these matters, obviously C is the correct choice. It worked out so well last time.

[1337]

It worked out so well last time.

Blxz you can't convey tone through written words, you need to use the sarcasm tags for that : [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]



Sometimes i think we should do like the elcor. They are a race from mass effect that don't use tone, so they convey it by stating it simply before the sentence. In your case that would be:

/self-flattering/ Given my experience with these matters, obviously C is the correct choice. /Sarcastic undertone/ It worked out so well last time.

[iSuck345]

It worked out so well last time.

Blxz you can't convey tone through written words, you need to use the sarcasm tags for that : [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]



Sometimes i think we should do like the elcor. They are a race from mass effect that don't use tone, so they convey it by stating it simply before the sentence. In your case that would be:

/self-flattering/ Given my experience with these matters, obviously C is the correct choice. /Sarcastic undertone/ It worked out so well last time.

He doesn't need to.

[Butta]

Dat moderator names in this forum.. 1337.. toaster assassin.. nice

[iSuck345]

Dat moderator names in this forum.. 1337.. toaster assassin.. nice

Now do you see why this forum is so awesome?

[toaster Assassin]

Chosen answer, C. Lick the chanting toad on a stick.

Hmm...there would be no element of surprise if I was the one to make this happen.(So I will do the responsible thing and make this an issue for someone else.)


Hey, first to reply gets to continue the story.



Edit: I Google imaged toad on a stick an found this.

No way!!.jpg (82.86 KiB) Viewed 3746 times

[mr. wong]

After you have licked the toad, the cardboard box seems to transform...
It's... Chocolate pudding!!!

Will you:

A. Remember it's a cardboard box and not pudding, shit you're still in the box...

B. Guzzle it up like there's no tomorrow, you are free, but you have pudding all over you(we are talking serious puddosaurus territory here)...

C. Use the knife to eat the pudding, since you are a certified snob, but have no imagination,you are free, but you cut your @#$% tongue...

D. Hallucinate a spoon and a napkin and dig in, you are free, clean and have a serious bellyache cause you can't eat cardboard you idiot...

[Blxz]

Time to go off-road.

I choose E). Chow down on the toad in the hopes that more pudding will appear.