Confession

[Blxz]

Hello, my name is Blxz and I am a troll. It has been 1 minute since my last troll and damn it was worth it.

[hbrown]

Troll? Thought you was a "gold fish".

Just noticed this is my 500 post.... Dam i talk too much :I.

[Blxz]

Just noticed this is my 500 post.... Dam i talk too much :I.

Nicely done. Catching up to me.

Also, in regards to the word 'troll'. It actually comes from a term used with fishing called 'trolling'. This is where you stick the line in the water and drive around (not 'trawling'; the terms are similar but different).

Basically, when someone is 'trolling' the forums they are placing out enticing or deliberately inflammatory remarks in the hopes that some idiots with take the bait and start getting all angry/defensive/whatever for the purpose of entertaining the troller.

[hbrown]

It s close enough to what you did with your gold fish friend by the sounds of it.

[toaster Assassin]

You had me worried for a second, I thought you were going to tell everyone your name is not really Blxz and that you are not really a giant talking Yin &Yang symbol / gold fish.

[UndefinedM]

i think i love blxz

[Blxz]

i think i love, blxz

I fixed that for you. Punctuation changes the meaning entirely.

[Tolwrath]

I think he was using your confession thread to confess to you.

[toaster Assassin]

Irony?

Unwanted irony?

[Blxz]

Not at all. I added a comma so he is simply talking to me rather than making me the subject.

I can say: I eat toast. < Self explanatory.

OR: I eat, toast. <- In which case I am telling our very own moderator that I do, on occasion, eat certain unspecified things.

My brilliance is like...brilliant and shit.

[Tolwrath]

I think that's one of the dumbest ways I've ever seen someone turn down a confession. Just give him an answer, Blxz!

[Blxz]

Just give him an answer, Blxz!

Very well, I admit.... I also love Blxz.

[toaster Assassin]

You eat toast?!

Here I am trying to rid the world of a few free-loading worthless toasters, and you.....YOU.....had to support to their cause by eating toast?!

Well, that's too bad.

But, you better not have enjoyed it!

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[Blxz]

It was spectacular. I had cheese on it and I put it in the grill for a few minutes so it melted fully. Then I smeared some vegemite on it and had the lot. Glorious, delicious food of the gods.

[UndefinedM]

damn, i had forgot about this thread

[skynet464]

It was spectacular. I had cheese on it and I put it in the grill for a few minutes so it melted fully. Then I smeared some vegemite on it and had the lot. Glorious, delicious food of the gods.

Vegemite?!?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am6fco14Gi0

[toaster Assassin]

Blxz said: It was spectacular. I had cheese on it and I put it in the grill for a few minutes so it melted fully. Then I smeared some vegemite on it and had the lot. Glorious, delicious food of the gods.

Heresy!!


Side-note: I just read a wiki about vegemite:

Conclusion: VEGEMITE CHEESY BITE!!!!!!

[Blxz]

Cheesy vegemite is rubbish. Only the original stuff is any good. But vegemite on REAL cheese is beautiful.

Although a fun fact is that it was originally called pawill. 'Ma-might' but 'Pa-will'. haha ha ...ha *cough*. Yeah, they changed the name because no one thought it was funny either.

[iSuck345]

Blxz said: It was spectacular. I had cheese on it and I put it in the grill for a few minutes so it melted fully. Then I smeared some vegemite on it and had the lot. Glorious, delicious food of the gods.

Heresy!!

YOU DARE SHOUT HERESY WITHOUT MY APROVAL!? YOU DARE!?!?

[toaster Assassin]

Well you see, blxz's love of toaster-byproduct is heresy however, the topic is all Vegemite now. The concept of spreadable vegetables baffles Toaster (But then again, what doesn't)